The cause of the recent eruption in Iceland was scantily dressed women.
According to Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi a senior Iranian cleric (but not an operations analyst) “Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes”.
Yesterday (Monday 26th April) an American student, Jen McCreight, organised an experiment (see the link). Tens of thousands of women showed their cleavage to see what would happen.
The result? There were 45 earthquakes across the globe.
But then on Sunday 25th there were also 45 earthquakes.
Sometimes it is wise to test cause and effect.
I have put my hard hat away now.
Photo by Brian Cook on Unsplash
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